Saturday, September 5, 2015

Dear Grandchildren,

We hope you're enjoying your pumpkin spiced sexual intercourse. Please be careful around those dry leaves that you don't start a fire. Anyway, we have several new and exciting gigs coming up this fall that we want you to know about.

The first one is Force Majeure Vaudeville on September 20th at The Cobra Club.

Please RSVP via the Facial Book:

Then, we'll be at the

Materials for the Arts Masked Marvelous Cocktail Party on October 15th from 6-10

Then we'll be summoning demons on a Ouija board on October 28th from 10-midnight with Wolfhexe Productions (Location TBD) and making an appearance with MARTHA at The Pit on November 19th at 8pm:

On top of all that, we'll be releasing a full video we made about Jane B moving out of the house you always used to visit her in. It features two songs, a yard sale, dead husbands and lots of Jello. Here's an excerpt:

Please take the time to subscribe to our Youtube so you'll be the first to get it and also follow us on the Twitter: @fantasygrandma

We love you,

Myrtle J and Jane B
Your Fantasy Grandmas