Friday, September 2, 2016

Fantasy Grandma in the NY Clown Theater Fest and Bushwig 💥🔥👑💌

Get up offa that thing and dance til you feel better!
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Dear Grandchildren,
Jane B will be hosting a cabaret on September 8th at 9pm as part of the 10-year anniversary New York Clown Theater Festival


AND bringing grandma queendom to BUSHWIG at the Knockdown Center. It's going to be a big week. Come hungry and have some Jello. 

If your summer was anything like grandma's, there were plenty of weddings, you complained a lot and you stayed inside in the air conditioning having fun on the Pooter.

Miss you. Get down with some videos if you miss Grandma back. And please read this letter to the editor. There is more than one Fantasy Grandma in Miami, Oklahoma. 

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Thursday, June 30, 2016

Come see your grandma this week.

You always used to visit during the summer. 
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Dear Grandchildren,
Fantasy Grandma will be staying out way past bedtime tomorrow night at DOODz! 

Walker dancing, a new song about Jesus, and someone might get to take home a picture of the old pope. Won't you come out and join the fun? It starts at midnight and goes to 3am! RSVP here and make grandma happy: 

IF YOU NEED SOME ENCOURAGEMENT, come sit on grandma's lap and we can either talk about it or grandma can just write you a check.

That'll be at Dr. Lisa's Selfie Help Festival next Thursday from 7-9pm.

Now, some of you may be shut-ins due to disability or internet addiction. And that's alright.

Grandma Jane B had the pleasure to sing two songs at the wedding of her beloved grandchildren last week, and you can watch the whole show right here:

Hope to see you soon. Or call anytime. No one ever calls anymore. Spent all day today with the Hydrangea bushes but they just kept texting and watching funny videos on their phones. 

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Don't you let anybody purse you off, alright?

Love,

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