Thursday, May 19, 2016

Tonight! Funny Songs and a Bible Study with Grandma Jane 

Come see your grandma tonight for a Sing-A-long and a Bible Study
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Tonight and tomorrow night! Your Fantasy Grandma Jane B is in the New York Funny Songs Festival!

Come see grandma at the Howdy Shindig at the Unicorn at 6pm tonight! Tickets are only 5 dollars.

Jane will be wearing a different outfit but the same panties for
50 Funny Songs tomorrow night at 8pm! Get your tickets here:  

https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1168579

Special Bonus Grandma Time: After tonight's show, Jane B will be going to Bible Study for Heathens at Judson Church at 8pm. You've always promised to go to a Bible Study with your grandma. Tickets here:

https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/957106

Need more Grandma love on the regular? We made you so many videos. So you never have to feel alone. 
Every mother was an ungrateful child at some point. 
SORRY NOT SORRY GREETING CARDS
#EQUALPAY RAP SONG "GIMME THAT WAGE GAP DOLLAR"
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD CRY AND START AN AFFAIR
Keep hollering at FG on the social mediums and ask for advice whenever you need it.

Love, Fantasy Grandma
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Sunday, May 8, 2016

Happy Mother's Day Video from Fantasy Grandma

Happy Mother's Day from Fantasy Grandma.
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We know you prefer a video over a telegram these days, so here you go.

Happy Mother's Day. 

Every mother was an ungrateful child at some point. 

If you still miss grandma after watching that one, there's more grandma videos below. 

We even made a song you can play in the club in case you happen to be hanging out there more than church. 

SORRY NOT SORRY GREETING CARDS
#EQUALPAY RAP SONG "GIMME THAT WAGE GAP DOLLAR"
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD CRY AND START AN AFFAIR
Keep hollering at FG on the social mediums and ask for advice whenever you need it.

And lookout for Jane B in the NY Funny Songs Festival May 19-21 and
with the Doll Parts at Union Hall on June 4th!

Love, Fantasy Grandma
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