Sunday, January 20, 2019

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LAST WARNING fantasygrandmas.redwagon@blogger.com!

You have the last chance to save your social life - I am not kidding!!

I give you the last 72 hours to make the payment before I send
the video with your masturbation to all your friends and associates.

The last time you visited a erotic website with young Teens,
you downloaded and installed the software I developed.

My program has turned on your camera and recorded your act of
Masturbation and the video you were masturbating to.
My software also downloaded all your email contact lists
and a list of your Facebook friends.

I have both the 'Fantasygrandmas Redwagon.mp4' with your masturbation
and a file with all your contacts on my hard drive.
You are very perverted!

If you want me to delete both files and keep your secret,
you must send me Bitcoin payment. I give you the last 72 hours.
If you don't know how to send Bitcoins, visit Google.

Send 2000 USD to this Bitcoin address immediately:

3JBVMVLW3ZYorZyoGZPnhJTu9nymwyKVP7
(copy and paste)

1 BTC = 3470 USD right now, so send exactly 0.581549 BTC
to the address above.

Do not try to cheat me!
As soon as you open this Email I will know you opened it.

This Bitcoin address is linked to you only,
so I will know if you sent the correct amount.
When you pay in full, I will remove both files and deactivate my software.

If you don't send the payment, I will send your masturbation video
to ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES from your contact list I hacked.

Here are the payment details again:

Send 0.581549 BTC to this Bitcoin address:

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3JBVMVLW3ZYorZyoGZPnhJTu9nymwyKVP7
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You саn visit the police but nobody will help you.
I know what I am doing.
I don't live in your country and I know how to stay anonymous.

Don't try to deceive me - I will know it immediately - my spy ware is
recording all the websites you visit and all keys you press.
If you do - I will send this ugly recording to everyone you know,
including your family.

Don't cheat me! Don't forget the shame and if you ignore this message
your life will be ruined.

I am waiting for your Bitcoin payment.

Todd
Anonymous Hacker


P.S. If you need more time to buy and send 0.581549 BTC,
open your notepad and write '48h plz'.
I will consider giving you another 48 hours before I release the vid,
but only when I really see you are struggling to buy bitcoin.

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Do you know where your grandma will be this weekend?

Dear grandbabies loved and grandbaby disappointments,

 

Your grandmas are doing four shows in the Cinder Block Comedy Festival this coming weekend. If memory serves, it's the same annual church basement potluck where your parents met. But please do not bring anything. Our family isn't allowed to bring a dish anymore since the time Aunt May used upholstery cleaner instead of spray butter on the rolls. But don't worry, Grandma is still going to sneak in the JELLyou love so much. We've just got to keep that jiggle on the low.

Get your tickets below:

Educated Guess
Rough Trade
Thur 9/7 8:00-10:00pm

There will be a science fair and a comedy show hosted by Jo Firestone and Steven DeSiena then your Fantasy Grandmas Jane B and Sylvie C are doing a few songs about Jesus, wombs and space to spark up the afterparty!
$15! Buy tickets here!

FANTASY GRANDMA LIVE!
Precious Metal
Fri 9/8 8:30-9:15pm 

Fantasy Grandmas Jane B and Sylvie C are doing a full evening of songs and LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT BINGO for your love and enjoyment. Bring a safe place to put your checks for college. 
$5! Buy tickets here!

The Brunch!
Bar Matchless
Sat 9/9 2:30-4:30pm

Jane B is gonna sing songs about sex and breakfast. Banish your hangover shame with grandma's love and a plate of Jane's sticky icky wake and bake JELLO.
Info here!

Comedy Quick Change
El Cortez
Sun 9/10 7:00-9:00pm

See Jane B and one of your drag queen cousins switch places. Get ready to meet your Fantasy Grandpa. 
$5! Buy tickets here!

You haven't seen your grandmas in such a long time.

Did you even know you have a new one? 


Sylvie C is your new grandma. She can't drive either. Or use a smart phone. Did you help us drive the car or take this picture?

And watch the teaser for
"Cooking with Kristin and Fantasy Grandma, Episode JELLO" 
COMING SOON!

LOVE YOU GRANDBABIES. HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON. 

Yours truly,

Fantasy Grandma


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Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Wanted To Ask You

Will we see you at the Ars Nova ANTFest tomorrow? It's going to be a nice day for a visit. 

And a nice day for having a real freaky time with your grandmas too. 

So think about your favorite song...

get your tickets....

...and let's have a good clean time. 


The show starts at 7. And we'll be hanging out after giving you love too. 

Love you, 

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Fantasy Grandma
Silent View Home for the Elderly
Catalina Foothills
Tucson, Arizona 85701

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Thursday, June 1, 2017

Another quick question from your grandmas

Are you coming to see us on June 28th at Ars Nova? 

Did you buy your ticket yet? 

If you buy your ticket today, June 1st, we'll send you an mp3 of your Grandmas telling you the Grimm's version of the Little Mermaid story. You can listen to it before you go to sleep and be grateful things aren't as bad as they used to be.

We used to all have to sell our hair to get rid of our tails. That's just the truth of how it was.

We love you. Here's Jane B with our promotional rubbers.  


 

Love,
Fantasy Grandma


P.S. Did you buy your ticket yet?  

P. P. S. Here's a preview for our Jello cooking show with our granddaughter Kristin. 

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You are receiving this email because you are our grandbaby and we are your Fantasy Grandmas and we love you. If you would like to unsubscribe from our emails, that's alright. We'll just send you a card instead.

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Fantasy Grandma
Silent View Home for the Elderly
Catalina Foothills
Tucson, Arizona 85701

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