Thursday, September 17, 2015

Your Mother Made Me Sell The Home (New Short Film), New Gigs & Politics

Dear grandchildren-

We tried to hold on as long as we could, but all the yard work and the upkeep was too much. We're selling the home, and we made what you call a "short film" about it. It has two songs we wrote for you and two Fantasy Grandmas.
Snuggle up and watch your grandmas here:
We're Selling the Home

Please share our video with all your friends. We are their grandmas too. And don't be sad that we're selling the home. You can always visit us at one of our shows:

And you can visit us every single day on the internet. 
The Pooter
The Pooter
The Facial Book
The Facial Book

We love you. Every single one of you, even the 2016 Republican presidential candidates, who we also made a video about. 

Republicans 2016: Why We Love Them All
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Thursday, September 10, 2015

We're excited to celebrate art and mystery 
(two things we hold very sacred) at the 

Materials for the Arts
14th Annual Masked Marvelous Cocktail Party

Please join us for an evening of cocktails, performances, and dance to celebrate the work of Materials for the Arts.
October 15, 2015
from 6 to 9:30 pm


Materials for the Arts 
33-00 Northern Boulevard 
Third Floor 
Long Island City, NY 11101

MFTA Members can purchase discounted 
$40 tickets by using the code MASK2015 at checkout
Materials for the Arts collects surplus materials from businesses and individuals to redistribute for free to nonprofit arts groups and public schools in New York City. Join the conversation #MaskedMarvelous

Materials for the Arts |
33-00 Northern Boulevard | Long Island City, NY 11101

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Dear Grandchildren,

We hope you're enjoying your pumpkin spiced sexual intercourse. Please be careful around those dry leaves that you don't start a fire. Anyway, we have several new and exciting gigs coming up this fall that we want you to know about.

The first one is Force Majeure Vaudeville on September 20th at The Cobra Club.

Please RSVP via the Facial Book:

Then, we'll be at the

Materials for the Arts Masked Marvelous Cocktail Party on October 15th from 6-10

Then we'll be summoning demons on a Ouija board on October 28th from 10-midnight with Wolfhexe Productions (Location TBD) and making an appearance with MARTHA at The Pit on November 19th at 8pm:

On top of all that, we'll be releasing a full video we made about Jane B moving out of the house you always used to visit her in. It features two songs, a yard sale, dead husbands and lots of Jello. Here's an excerpt:

Please take the time to subscribe to our Youtube so you'll be the first to get it and also follow us on the Twitter: @fantasygrandma

We love you,

Myrtle J and Jane B
Your Fantasy Grandmas