So many of you have asked: "Grandma, how can I have the chill, carefree life you always seem to enjoy? How can I make time for all the people I want to see and still have time to stare into space consumed by memory?"
The answer is, of course, retirement. We made you a video with some hot tips. Here you go:
We love you. We hope you'll visit your Fantasy Grandmas soon. Until then, keep cashing the ckecks we send within a respectable time frame.
Myrtle J and Jane B
Your Fantasy Grandmas