Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Saturday night with the Doll Parts and Myrtle's Immaculate Conception

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Grandma Jane B will be performing with the Doll Parts this Saturday night June 4th at 8pm at the fabulous Union Hall. RSVP on the Facial Book and get your tickets: 

https://www.facebook.com/events/498892333629271/

Be sure to tune in to Dr. Lisa's radio show tomorrow at 2pm to hear Grandma talk about the gig and the issues in our family. It will be Jane's first time talking to a therapist after years of being told it was a shameful thing to do. 

http://radiofreebrooklyn.com/show/dr-lisa-gives-a-shit/

And did you know that your Grandma Myrtle J is pregnant?  It was an immaculate conception, so now you're third, fourth, fifth and sixth cousins with Jesus. Once removed.

This is the mother of God:

If you missed Jane B in the New York Funny Songs Festival last week, here's a little highlight:

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