Dear Grandbabies-

So many of you have asked: "Grandma, how can I have the chill, carefree life you always seem to enjoy? How can I make time for all the people I want to see and still have time to stare into space consumed by memory?"

The answer is, of course, retirement. We made you a video with some hot tips. Here you go:

We love you. We hope you'll visit your Fantasy Grandmas soon. Until then, keep cashing the ckecks we send within a respectable time frame.

Love,

Myrtle J and Jane B
Your Fantasy Grandmas
@fantasygrandma
youtube.com/fantasygrandma

Live Summer Show and New Videos, Grandbabies!

IS GOING TO HAVE TO

if you don't give us a call soon. Our Grandbabies Mara Wilson and Jenny Jaffe have asked us to be a part of their fancy show, Send in the Clowns, coming up on July 21st at 7pm at  Mara (@MarawritesStuff) and Jenny (@JennyJaffe) know the secret: most comedians love musical theater and would do anything to be in it. Come see comics talk about- and take on!- their favorite roles! Who do you think your Fantasy Grandmas will be playing? Well, we ordered a couple of curly red wigs from the internet, so unless you know your theater history, you'll have to come and see. Get your tickets HERE! And if you haven't watched the latest video we made about how all of space is a big cosmic vagina, "Your Grandma's Big Vagina in Space" you should click the picture of a Myrtle within a Myrtle above. Share it on your Facial book wall if you love your Grandmas!  Love, Myrtle J and Jane B P.S. We'll have some RAINBOW DIONYSUS JELLO for you at the 54 Below. We know what you theater grandkids like.

Visit your Fantasy Grandmas at UCB East, The Duplex and enjoy our new videos

We miss you. View this email in your browser We're doing two shows next Monday and we hope you'll pay us a visit. First, we'll be doing a couple of numbers with our granddaughters Sasheer Zamata and Julie Klausner at  UCB's THE LATER SHOW with Katie Kester, MONDAY, JUNE 22ND at 8:00PM Then, we'll be debuting our Pride Song, "Come Out to Your Grandmas" at a benefit at  DRAG-O-LOGUES at the DUPLEX, MONDAY, JUNE 22ND at 9:30PM Hope we get to see you. We've missed you quite a bit but don't worry, your Fantasy Grandmas have been keeping busy. Here's some videos we made about Female Viagra, ISIS and Keeping An Open Marriage. FEMALE VIAGRA: FLIBBERDIPSER-BISCUIT HELLO ISIS   NEW SONG: KEEP AN "OPEN" MARRIAGE Next time you visit we have to go dancing. There's a new good looking nurse here at the home, and he can really move. We love you. Love, Myrtle J and Jane B Your Fantasy Grandmas The Facial Book The Pooter FantasyGrandma.com The Instagramma Your Tube Copyright © 2015 Fantasy Grandma, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you are our grandbaby and we are your Fantasy Grandmas and we love you. If you would like to unsubscribe from our emails, that's alright. We'll just send you a card instead. Or you can write us a letter to: Fantasy Grandma Silent View Home for the Elderly Catalina Foothills Tucson, Arizona 85701 Add us to your address book unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences

It's G to the R to the A-N-D-M-A time: "Fantasy Grandma" music video

Dear grandchildren, We're sellling the house, getting rid of the clutter and coming your way. And we made a MUSIC VIDEO about it.   Share Tweet Forward Use your own custom HTML "FANTASY GRANDMA" has bling, Jello, a Yard Sale, and Your Fantasy Grandmas. We hope you enjoy it and we want you to know that your love is what makes us immortal. Please share and like our video, and subscribe to us on YourTube.  Love, Myrtle J and Jane B The Facial Book The Pooter FantasyGrandma.com Email Instagramma Copyright © 2015 Fantasy Grandma, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you are our grandbaby and we are your Fantasy Grandmas and we love you. If you would like to unsubscribe from our emails, that's alright. We'll just send you a card instead. unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences