We wanted you to know about our January shows and that we're having a swinging time ringing in the new year. Here, you can watch a live feed of us getting crunk (not drunk) at the Silent View New Years Eve Party with some clean linen spray and a few smooches:
We didn't get to spend enough time with you over the holidays, so if you can manage to visit your grandmas in the new year, here's where we'll be:
The Chicken Hut in Brooklyn, NY
It's a prom party, with your Fantasy Grandmas as the musical guests and chaperones. Come wearing an expensive dress with a date you haven't had relations with yet.
January 23rd at 8pm
"Pigonometry" at The Trocadero in Philadelphia, PA
This is a benefit for our grand babies at Pig Iron Theater Company. They've gotten so many awards and notices at this point that we just about can't see our refrigerator. Now give them some money.
January 31st at 8pm
with The Doll Parts at Union Hall in Brooklyn, NY
This will be a happy birthday show for our beloved granddaughter Dolly Parton, who we are friends with on The Pooter.
We love you so and we hope to see you soon.
Myrtle J & Jane B
Your Fantasy Grandmas