Your Mother Made Me Sell The Home (New Short Film), New Gigs & Politics

Dear grandchildren- We tried to hold on as long as we could, but all the yard work and the upkeep was too much. We're selling the home, and we made what you call a "short film" about it. It has two songs we wrote for you and two Fantasy Grandmas.   Snuggle up and watch your grandmas here: We're Selling the Home Please share our video with all your friends. We are their grandmas too. And don't be sad that we're selling the home. You can always visit us at one of our shows: Force Majeure on September 20th at the Cobra Club Materials for the Arts Masked Marvelous Cocktail Party on October 15th from 6-10  Wolfhexe Productions' Halloween show at the Producers Club on October 28th from 10-midnight  MARTHA's All You Can Eat Comedy at The Pit on November 19th at 8pm And you can visit us every single day on the internet.  The Pooter The Facial Book Fantasygrandma.com Instagramma YourTube We love you. Every single one of you, even the 2016 Republican presidential candidates, who we also made a video about.  Republicans 2016: Why We Love Them All LOVE, MYRTLE J AND JANE B, YOUR FANTASY GRANDMAS Copyright © 2015 Fantasy Grandma, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you are our grandbaby and we are your Fantasy Grandmas and we love you. If you would like to unsubscribe from our emails, that's alright. We know email is tough. We'll just send you a card instead. unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences

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We're excited to celebrate art and mystery  (two things we hold very sacred) at the  Materials for the Arts 14th Annual Masked Marvelous Cocktail Party      Please join us for an evening of cocktails, performances, and dance to celebrate the work of Materials for the Arts. When? Thursday October 15, 2015 from 6 to 9:30 pm Where? Materials for the Arts  33-00 Northern Boulevard  Third Floor  Long Island City, NY 11101 MFTA Members can purchase discounted  $40 tickets by using the code MASK2015 at checkout #MaskedMarvelous buy your tickets here Materials for the Arts collects surplus materials from businesses and individuals to redistribute for free to nonprofit arts groups and public schools in New York City. Join the conversation #MaskedMarvelous

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Dear Grandchildren,

We hope you're enjoying your pumpkin spiced sexual intercourse. Please be careful around those dry leaves that you don't start a fire. Anyway, we have several new and exciting gigs coming up this fall that we want you to know about.

The first one is Force Majeure Vaudeville on September 20th at The Cobra Club.

Please RSVP via the Facial Book:
https://www.facebook.com/events/607815632694991/

Then, we'll be at the

Materials for the Arts Masked Marvelous Cocktail Party on October 15th from 6-10

http://www.materialsforthearts.org/masked-marvelous/

Then we'll be summoning demons on a Ouija board on October 28th from 10-midnight with Wolfhexe Productions (Location TBD) and making an appearance with MARTHA at The Pit on November 19th at 8pm:

http://thepit-nyc.com/event/martha-presents-all-you-can-eat-variety-4

On top of all that, we'll be releasing a full video we made about Jane B moving out of the house you always used to visit her in. It features two songs, a yard sale, dead husbands and lots of Jello. Here's an excerpt:

Please take the time to subscribe to our Youtube so you'll be the first to get it and also follow us on the Twitter: @fantasygrandma

We love you,

Myrtle J and Jane B
Your Fantasy Grandmas

Dear Grandbabies-

So many of you have asked: "Grandma, how can I have the chill, carefree life you always seem to enjoy? How can I make time for all the people I want to see and still have time to stare into space consumed by memory?"

The answer is, of course, retirement. We made you a video with some hot tips. Here you go:

We love you. We hope you'll visit your Fantasy Grandmas soon. Until then, keep cashing the ckecks we send within a respectable time frame.

Love,

Myrtle J and Jane B
Your Fantasy Grandmas
@fantasygrandma
youtube.com/fantasygrandma

Live Summer Show and New Videos, Grandbabies!

IS GOING TO HAVE TO

if you don't give us a call soon. Our Grandbabies Mara Wilson and Jenny Jaffe have asked us to be a part of their fancy show, Send in the Clowns, coming up on July 21st at 7pm at  Mara (@MarawritesStuff) and Jenny (@JennyJaffe) know the secret: most comedians love musical theater and would do anything to be in it. Come see comics talk about- and take on!- their favorite roles! Who do you think your Fantasy Grandmas will be playing? Well, we ordered a couple of curly red wigs from the internet, so unless you know your theater history, you'll have to come and see. Get your tickets HERE! And if you haven't watched the latest video we made about how all of space is a big cosmic vagina, "Your Grandma's Big Vagina in Space" you should click the picture of a Myrtle within a Myrtle above. Share it on your Facial book wall if you love your Grandmas!  Love, Myrtle J and Jane B P.S. We'll have some RAINBOW DIONYSUS JELLO for you at the 54 Below. We know what you theater grandkids like.

Visit your Fantasy Grandmas at UCB East, The Duplex and enjoy our new videos

We miss you. View this email in your browser We're doing two shows next Monday and we hope you'll pay us a visit. First, we'll be doing a couple of numbers with our granddaughters Sasheer Zamata and Julie Klausner at  UCB's THE LATER SHOW with Katie Kester, MONDAY, JUNE 22ND at 8:00PM Then, we'll be debuting our Pride Song, "Come Out to Your Grandmas" at a benefit at  DRAG-O-LOGUES at the DUPLEX, MONDAY, JUNE 22ND at 9:30PM Hope we get to see you. We've missed you quite a bit but don't worry, your Fantasy Grandmas have been keeping busy. Here's some videos we made about Female Viagra, ISIS and Keeping An Open Marriage. FEMALE VIAGRA: FLIBBERDIPSER-BISCUIT HELLO ISIS   NEW SONG: KEEP AN "OPEN" MARRIAGE Next time you visit we have to go dancing. There's a new good looking nurse here at the home, and he can really move. We love you. Love, Myrtle J and Jane B Your Fantasy Grandmas The Facial Book The Pooter FantasyGrandma.com The Instagramma Your Tube Copyright © 2015 Fantasy Grandma, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you are our grandbaby and we are your Fantasy Grandmas and we love you. If you would like to unsubscribe from our emails, that's alright. We'll just send you a card instead. Or you can write us a letter to: Fantasy Grandma Silent View Home for the Elderly Catalina Foothills Tucson, Arizona 85701 Add us to your address book unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences