Happy Mother's Day Video from Fantasy Grandma

Happy Mother's Day from Fantasy Grandma. View this email in your browser We know you prefer a video over a telegram these days, so here you go. Happy Mother's Day.  Every mother was an ungrateful child at some point.  If you still miss grandma after watching that one, there's more grandma videos below.  We even made a song you can play in the club in case you happen to be hanging out there more than church.  SORRY NOT SORRY GREETING CARDS #EQUALPAY RAP SONG "GIMME THAT WAGE GAP DOLLAR" HOW TO HAVE A GOOD CRY AND START AN AFFAIR Keep hollering at FG on the social mediums and ask for advice whenever you need it. And lookout for Jane B in the NY Funny Songs Festival May 19-21 and with the Doll Parts at Union Hall on June 4th! Love, Fantasy Grandma The Facial Book The Pooter FantasyGrandma.com The Instagramma Your Tube Copyright © 2016 *|LIST:Fantasy Grandma*, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you are our grandbaby and we are your Fantasy Grandmas and we love you. If you would like to unsubscribe from our emails, that's alright. We'll just send you a card instead. Or you can write us a letter to: *|LIST_The Silent View Home for the Elderly_HTML|* unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences

A Message from your Fantasy Grandmas on #EqualPayDay

Every day should be #EqualPayDay View this email in your browser Dear granddaughters (and grandsons), Doing a dollars worth of work for less than a dollar is as ridiculous as catching quarters in your panties at a strip club. Watch and share our new music video for "Gimme That (Wage Gap) Dollar here on PYPO: And look at Fantasy Grandma surrounded by grandbabies in the New York Times! It's a good time to be a funny lady. Mark your calendars for an FG appearance at the New York Funny Songs Festival May 19-21 and June gigs coming up.    The Pooter The Facial Book Instagramma The Mailbox What is this? Love,

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Grandma advice on feeling invisible and listen to your grandmas on the radio!

Did you call us yesterday and hang up? We tried calling back. View this email in your browser Dear grandbabies, Now that you're so successful, we know you might not have time to call or even cash the six dollar checks we send so the acocunt doesn't get overdrawn, but you can still get advice from us right here, on PYPO This one is about how people see you. We wore our fanciest unders.  You can also listen to us on Dr. Gameshow on WFMU, where we raised lots of money for the radio station and had a lot of fun playing games that weren't Scrabble or Trivial Pursuit. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dr.-gameshow-jo-firestone/id951142555?mt=2&i=364826122 See the moment Jane B helped out with the kiss! Keep an ear out for new music coming your way soon, and mark your calendars for an FG appearance at the New York Funny Songs Festival May 19-21. Holla at your grandmas on the social media!  We love hearing what you're up to and down with. The Pooter The Facial Book Instagramma The Mailbox What is this? Love,

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Hello Grandbabies,

We have a new video on PYPO where we talk about what it menas to feel invisible as an older woman, shame, and being a nuisance to others. 

We love you,

Your Fantasy Grandmas