Fantasy Grandma

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Check us out on the Your Tube, grandbabies.

Or give your grandmas a call.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Please visit us to celebrate Dolly Parton's birthday at the Union Hall in Brooklyn this Saturday. Tickets can be purchased here: https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/748987

We love you.

Friday, January 16, 2015

This is from the year Doralene Szaszky was crowned prom queen. She died in childbirth 6 months later. Times were different then.

Will we see you at the #chickenhutprom tonight?

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Happy New Year

Dear grandbabies-

We wanted you to know about our January shows and that we're having a swinging time ringing in the new year. Here, you can watch a live feed of us getting crunk (not drunk) at the Silent View New Years Eve Party with some clean linen spray and a few smooches:

We didn't get to spend enough time with you over the holidays, so if you can manage to visit your grandmas in the new year, here's where we'll be:

January 16th

The Chicken Hut in Brooklyn, NY

It's a prom party, with your Fantasy Grandmas as the musical guests and chaperones. Come wearing an expensive dress with a date you haven't had relations with yet.

January 23rd at 8pm

"Pigonometry" at The Trocadero in Philadelphia, PA

This is a benefit for our grand babies at Pig Iron Theater Company. They've gotten so many awards and notices at this point that we just about can't see our refrigerator. Now give them some money.

January 31st at 8pm

with The Doll Parts at Union Hall in Brooklyn, NY

This will be a happy birthday show for our beloved granddaughter Dolly Parton, who we are friends with on The Pooter.

We love you so and we hope to see you soon.

Love,

Myrtle J & Jane B

Your Fantasy Grandmas

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Dear grandchildren,

Despite multiple requests, we still have not received your Christmas lists.

It's so stressful trying to get you a gift you'll love when we only see you

once a year. So we wrote a song about it:

Watch us sing it and you can just shout what you want at your computer

screen. You can also take a look at the Holiday Shopping Guide video

that we made for the Lower East Side Business Improvement District.

But don't you go getting us anything. All we want for Christmas is to

spend time with you.

If you really want to do something nice for us, you could like our

Facial Book, follow us on the Pooter, the Instagramma and subscribe

to our Yourtube Channel. We won't be doing any more live shows until

January, and those seem to be the best ways to keep in touch with you

in the age of the internet.

Enjoy the holidays and know that you have a room here with us at the

Silent View Home for the Elderly as long as the paperwork goes through.

Love,

Myrtle J & Jane B

Your Fantasy Grandmas

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Holiday Shopping on the Lower East Side

Dear Grandbabies,

We made a video with the Lower East Side Business Improvement District for the Holidays, because we're on a fixed income and have to do commercials to get by. Let this be both a lesson to save early and often and a fun guide to your holiday shopping. You can watch the video here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSU7Tidb_Xs&feature=youtu.be

Love,

Myrtle J and Jane B

Your Fantasy Grandmas