Dear grandchildren,

Despite multiple requests, we still have not received your Christmas lists. 

It's so stressful trying to get you a gift you'll love when we only see you 

once a year. So we wrote a song about it:

Watch us sing it and you can just shout what you want at your computer 

screen. You can also take a look at the Holiday Shopping Guide video 

that we made for the Lower East Side Business Improvement District. 

But don't you go getting us anything. All we want for Christmas is to 

spend time with you.

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​If you really want to do something nice for us, you could like our 

Facial Book, follow us on the Pooter, the Instagramma and subscribe 

to our Yourtube Channel. We won't be doing any more live shows until 

January, and those seem to be the best ways to keep in touch with you 

in the age of the internet.

Enjoy the holidays and know that you have a room here with us at the 

Silent View Home for the Elderly as long as the paperwork goes through.

Love,

Myrtle J & Jane B

Your Fantasy Grandmas

Holiday Shopping on the Lower East Side

Dear Grandbabies, 

We made a video with the Lower East Side Business Improvement District for the Holidays, because we're on a fixed income and have to do commercials to get by. Let this be both a lesson to save early and often and a fun guide to your holiday shopping. You can watch the video here: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSU7Tidb_Xs&feature=youtu.be

Love,

Myrtle J and Jane B

Your Fantasy Grandmas

Upcoming Shows

We have some shows coming up that we are very excited about, grandbabies.

THIS / THAT at the Brick: 

https://www.facebook.com/events/1516849295220729/

October 17th at 10pm. 

Lower East Side's Pickle Day: http://pickleday.nyc

October 19th. We'll be performing songs from 2-2:30pm, then hosting Cat Bingo until 3:15. The prize is a cat. 

The New York Comedy Festival! HERsterical: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/hersterical-one-big-fabulous-comedy-party/

November 4th at 7:30pm. 

Look here! Your Fantasy Grandmas are getting into a Pickle! 

Pickle Day is coming up on October 19th! We haven't been this proud to represent produce since Myrtle J was named Mulberry Queen her junior year in high school. There was a senior girl, Mabel Wilson, who was bustier and had more money, but Myrtle was very virtuous back then and had a genuine love for Mulberries.

We hope to see you on Pickle Day, October 19th on the Lower East Side. They're blocking off the streets down there so Jane can maneuver her way onto the stage.

Exciting News that we pray will entice you to visit us

Hello beautiful grandbabies.

We've got the best news we've had for you since your Aunt Mater got through her knee replacement surgery without a hitch...

We have a gig coming up at Union Hall on July 31st. We'll be opening up for our grandbaby, Cynthia Hopkins. She's a very talented and beautiful songwriter, musician and actress and she always remembers to send us a card at Christmastime which you know we really appreciate.

We also have some new videos up on our Your Tube channel from our Vegas Style Bingo night with Valiant Pictures.

Here's one about apples and men:



But we'd love for you to watch all of them and to subscribe to our channel as well. The grandbabies keep saying we should go viral but we've explained over and over again that we both got our flu shots already for this season. No one ever listens to us.

We love you so much and believe in everything that you do and we are always praying for you. I put you on our church prayer train that you would get that promotion and also about Evelyn's fertility issues which I haven't told anyone about, I promise.

Your grandmas,
Myrtle J & Jane B

Our flagship number "Fantasy Grandma"