Bingo is my Thingo! on CBS local five best things to do tonight.

We love CBS, but wish they still had Dan Rather. There was no one we trusted more to give us the facts and be a real straight shooter.

Get your tickets here:

We've got Myrtle back from the hospital so come out and celebrate her good health, and for all you Hazel fans, she'll be back too but we're probably just going to let her hand us the Bingo numbers because when she talks it doesn't ever make any sense.

If you ain't coming, stop thinking about how you're gonna spend the money we leave you cause you ain't gonna get it.

Also, there's a fella at the Silent View selling personal protection if you need something there in the city.

Take care and we'll see you tonight.

Love,

Myrtle J and Jane B and our friend Hazel from the library.

Bingo is my THINGO!

Dear Grandbabies, We are very excited to announce the first two dates of what we hope will be a monthly way for us to keep in touch and supplement our fixed incomes by winning at our favorite game, BINGO. It is our THINGO. It will be on Wednesday May 9th and Wednesday June 13th.

Every since Myrtle J tried unsuccessfully to oust Agnes, who calls Bingo at the Silent View on Monday nights, from her position as Bingo Queen, and Jane got involved because she's nosy and likes a fight, we have been looking to have our very own Bingo night. Now we have it, because our sweet grandbaby Jeffy got us into the PIT, which is where Satan lives, and we are some old lady hellians and if you come to our BINGO night you can win great prizes and have a great time with your grandmas who love you so much and want you to succeed so badly.

That's all...we love you. We made a flyer. We want you to win.

See you on Wednesday, May 9th. We will bring Jellos and chicken and there will be white wine spritzers for all of us to enjoy.

You know we chose Wednesday because it has always been a day of fellowship. Admission is 8 dollars and includes a free BINGO card. Bring a covered dish and receive another BINGO card for free.
Here is where you buy those tickets: http://thepit-nyc.com/show/fantasy-grandma/?cur_d=120509&cur_m=1205

-Myrtle J and Jane B

We're headed to Chicago!

Hello Grandbabies,

We're packing up our keyboard and our cough syrup and our warmest windsuits and hitting the road to head to Chicago to be a part of Chicago SketchFest!

We've got a crazy weekend planned full of sketching, white wine spritzers, cabaret and seeing a giant bean.

Here's our schedule:

FRIDAY
7AM: Land in Chicago
10AM: Visit giant Bean
NOON: Nap
8PM: SketchFest Performance #1, Stage 773, (get tickets)
11PM: Kiss Kiss Cabaret Performance, The Greenhouse Theater (get tickets)

SATURDAY
3PM: The Paper Machete Performance, The Horseshoe, (it's free)
5PM: Nap
8PM: SketchFest Performance #2, Stage 773, (get tickets)

We hope to see you at one or all of our gigs. We'll have our hard candies and plenty of tissues on hand.

We can't wait to hug your neck.

We love you so very much.

Your Grandmas,
Myrtle J & Jane B

Also, here's a video of us doing some bad things that we do not endorse.

Happy Holidays from your Grandma

It's this time of year that gets me thinking about how many blessings I have. When I was mall walking yesterday it got me thinking about all the beautiful grandbabies that I love and I love the holiday season where I get to see all of them. I want you to come over to my place for egg nog and ham. We'll catch up and Uncle Herbert with play the banjo and I'll get out the washboard and we'll all have a very merry holiday. And if you can't make it to our place this year, that's ok, just know that we'll be thinking about you.

Happy Holidays from your Fantasy Grandmas,
Myrtle J & Jane B

Here's a video to make you smile:

Catch our gig this weekend!

We're so excited to be performing at

Catch 48

8pm Saturday 3 December

with

luciana Achugar !
Fantasy Grandma !
Molly Lieber and Eleanor Smith !
the Theater of a Two-Headed Calf !
Marisa Lark Wallin !
Justin Jones !
Chris Yon !


Please come see us.

Also, here's a video we made:



And we have been accepted to Chicago SketchFest. We'll be performing on Jan 13th & 14th at Stage 773. More details to come soon about that.

We love you. I missed you at Thanksgiving. I saved you some leftovers.

Yours,
Myrtle J & Jane B

Fantasy Grandma at SketchFest this Thursday!

Hello Grand babies,

I hope you are all doing so well. How's the baby? I wish you'd send me her new school picture, I never got one.

We have a gig this Thursday at 9pm at the SketchFest at the UCB. We'd love for you to see us there. We'll be rapping and selling our new T-shirts and some home made cough syrup. And of course we'll make that congealed salad that you love.

Also, this little magazine named Time Out New York, which I think is a magazine for grand babies who get in trouble and have to have a time out, well, they put a picture of us in there. Here it is.

Please come visit us. We get so lonely.

I love you,

Myrtle J and Jane B

Also, here's a video we made for the sponsor of the festival: Dockers Commercial.

Fantasy Grandma at Sticky!

Well, grandbabies, we've got a gig coming up this Friday at the Bowery Poetry Club.

Here's the link:

Sticky! at the bowery Poetry Club

I do apologize about our last gig's mix up. This younger church lady who brings her Choir here to the Silent View Home for the Eldery and they sing in the piano room that also has that fancy Jukebox in it while we eat lunch sometimes, well that lady has a show on Sundays that she invited us to and we got real excited about it but then she never answered when we called and then we found out from Herbert, who has one of those walkers that you can also sit on, that she had some really well known musical guest performing (some fancy traveling preacher type) and she decided that Fantasy Grandma would just get in the way, which sometimes we do, because Jane is partially disabled. So we apologize if we got ya all excited but we couldn't help it.

But now we have this gig on Friday that we can't wait to do. You might remember that Sticky was our first gig in New York City and we consider them to be our true home. We'll be premiering some new music, sharing one of our favorite family recipes with you and bringing out our newest instrument, the washboard! And of course, we'll be having white wine spritzers at the bar afterwards with all of you and I'll have some of my homemade cough syrup in my bag that you can take a swig of as well, if you need it.

Please tell all of your friends, except for the ones I don't approve of, to come see us.

I miss you so much.

Love,
Myrtle J

PS - When are you gonna get married?