Visit your Fantasy Grandmas at UCB East, The Duplex and enjoy our new videos

We miss you. View this email in your browser We're doing two shows next Monday and we hope you'll pay us a visit. First, we'll be doing a couple of numbers with our granddaughters Sasheer Zamata and Julie Klausner at  UCB's THE LATER SHOW with Katie Kester, MONDAY, JUNE 22ND at 8:00PM Then, we'll be debuting our Pride Song, "Come Out to Your Grandmas" at a benefit at  DRAG-O-LOGUES at the DUPLEX, MONDAY, JUNE 22ND at 9:30PM Hope we get to see you. We've missed you quite a bit but don't worry, your Fantasy Grandmas have been keeping busy. Here's some videos we made about Female Viagra, ISIS and Keeping An Open Marriage. FEMALE VIAGRA: FLIBBERDIPSER-BISCUIT HELLO ISIS   NEW SONG: KEEP AN "OPEN" MARRIAGE Next time you visit we have to go dancing. There's a new good looking nurse here at the home, and he can really move. We love you. Love, Myrtle J and Jane B Your Fantasy Grandmas The Facial Book The Pooter FantasyGrandma.com The Instagramma Your Tube Copyright © 2015 Fantasy Grandma, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you are our grandbaby and we are your Fantasy Grandmas and we love you. If you would like to unsubscribe from our emails, that's alright. We'll just send you a card instead. Or you can write us a letter to: Fantasy Grandma Silent View Home for the Elderly Catalina Foothills Tucson, Arizona 85701 Add us to your address book unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences

It's G to the R to the A-N-D-M-A time: "Fantasy Grandma" music video

Dear grandchildren, We're sellling the house, getting rid of the clutter and coming your way. And we made a MUSIC VIDEO about it.   Share Tweet Forward Use your own custom HTML "FANTASY GRANDMA" has bling, Jello, a Yard Sale, and Your Fantasy Grandmas. We hope you enjoy it and we want you to know that your love is what makes us immortal. Please share and like our video, and subscribe to us on YourTube.  Love, Myrtle J and Jane B The Facial Book The Pooter FantasyGrandma.com Email Instagramma Copyright © 2015 Fantasy Grandma, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you are our grandbaby and we are your Fantasy Grandmas and we love you. If you would like to unsubscribe from our emails, that's alright. We'll just send you a card instead. unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences

Hello grandbabies!

We're giving you the news like Regis Philbin Gives Out Hugs: Hard, Fast and With a Little Crinkle:

Your Fantasy Grandmas Give Royal Baby Advice

Give Your Grandmas "Special" Cookies 

for Mother's Day

Your Fantasy Grandmas Help You 

With Your Minimum Wage Woes

Kim Jong Un, Thank You For Not Executing 

Your Fantasy Grandmas 

Congratulations to Hilary Duff on Joining Tinder

Check out Internet Action Force at IAF.tv and subscribe to us at YouTube.com/fantasygrandma to catch our music video when it drops. 

Love,

Myrtle J and Jane B

Your Fantasy Grandmas

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We made you some internet videos, grandbabies.

View this email in your browser Dear grandchildren,                                        4/30/15 We made some videos so we can visit you where you spend all your time, in your internet.  Here's one we made about marriage equality, magazines and holes.  Drugstore Amaryllis, Grandbabies. And here is a picture from our new "Fantasy Grandma" music video, which will hit the streets as soon as we drop it, which will probably be when we become startled by the mailman.  The Facial Book The Pooter The Instagramma Spring is the season of love, so love your grandmas by keeping up with us on the social media. Or if you don't want to hear from us consistently, you can unsubscribe below, and just corner us next time you visit and make us tell you stories about the olden days while you record them secretly on your iPhone. We love you so much. Love, Myrtle J and Jane B Your Fantasy Grandmas Copyright © 2015 Fantasy Grandma, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you are our grandbaby and we are your Fantasy Grandmas and we love you. If you would like to unsubscribe from our emails, that's alright. We'll just send you a card instead. Our mailing address is: Fantasy Grandma 984 Metropolitan Avenue #1 Brooklyn, New York 11211 Add us to your address book unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences